matt gauck professional drawist
Drew this for a contest. Cross your fingers that it wins. I need a new skatedeck! And everyone knows I only do noseslides on human hamburgers!

Drew this for a contest. Cross your fingers that it wins. I need a new skatedeck! And everyone knows I only do noseslides on human hamburgers!

This is what my non-screenprinting, non-skateboarding, non-eating, non-biking, non-spending time with people I love, non-sleeping time looks like. I got a mini-write up too, here: http://museartanddesign.com/2013/04/an-artist-a-day-4413-matt-gauck-oils/

The ole’ ‘front/back’ for a split release coming out sometime soonish. Awesome people! Fun-to-paint/draw art, too!

New promo patch, I’ll be giving away if you order $12 or more from my etsy. IT COULD BE YOU! You know, if you want patch stuff that bad…borrowed from the gloriously incredible movie “Zombie”, which features the best eyeball scene you’ll ever see in a movie, period. SO GOOD. I also stole the phrasing from Guyana Punch Line.
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New promo patch, I’ll be giving away if you order $12 or more from my etsy. IT COULD BE YOU! You know, if you want patch stuff that bad…borrowed from the gloriously incredible movie “Zombie”, which features the best eyeball scene you’ll ever see in a movie, period. SO GOOD. I also stole the phrasing from Guyana Punch Line.

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All this and more nonsense, over at this thing: retirementfund.etsy.com
Tell your friends. Or make some first, and then inform them OOOOOH BURRNNNNN

All this and more nonsense, over at this thing: retirementfund.etsy.com

Tell your friends. Or make some first, and then inform them OOOOOH BURRNNNNN

IF YOU LIVE IN PORTLAND I’m having an art show opening this FIRST FRIDAY which is Sept. 7th, around…uh, maybe about 7-10, I’m told. Anyway, I’ll have the Vasecretary piece in real life, as well as this hilarious new painting involving bikes and girls that attack motorists. ANYWAY It’s at Bikeasaurus, the bike boutique at 1725 SE Hawthorne. Come hang out! Free bike heart patches! If I print some, that is…
www.bikeasaurus.com

IF YOU LIVE IN PORTLAND I’m having an art show opening this FIRST FRIDAY which is Sept. 7th, around…uh, maybe about 7-10, I’m told. Anyway, I’ll have the Vasecretary piece in real life, as well as this hilarious new painting involving bikes and girls that attack motorists. ANYWAY It’s at Bikeasaurus, the bike boutique at 1725 SE Hawthorne. Come hang out! Free bike heart patches! If I print some, that is…

www.bikeasaurus.com

New shirt design for City Of Ships. I drew it. When you change the color to bright green it totally has a Rosemary’s Baby thing going, which is pretty awesome. Rad band! Check em’ out!

New shirt design for City Of Ships. I drew it. When you change the color to bright green it totally has a Rosemary’s Baby thing going, which is pretty awesome. Rad band! Check em’ out!

And, here’s the one movie poster I couldn’t hang at the cafe, since it’s a little too…uh…well, it has two testicles in it, so there’s that. As for the idea behind this, it’s a movie poster for a non-existent (so far) movie about a secretary who’s had enough of living in a man’s world, and starts taking matters into her own hands. And by matters, I think we can all see I mean testicles. “When she’s done taking calls, she starts taking balls”  haha that’s the funniest thing I have ever written

And, here’s the one movie poster I couldn’t hang at the cafe, since it’s a little too…uh…well, it has two testicles in it, so there’s that. As for the idea behind this, it’s a movie poster for a non-existent (so far) movie about a secretary who’s had enough of living in a man’s world, and starts taking matters into her own hands. And by matters, I think we can all see I mean testicles. “When she’s done taking calls, she starts taking balls”  haha that’s the funniest thing I have ever written

I totally forgot I did this! It was like 6 years ago! Crazy! Yeah, HIGHLIGHTS MAGAZINE ever heard of it? It’s cool if you haven’t. Dentist office represent!

More patches! Brand F-wording new! Thanks for supporting both the animal kingdom, the environment, and independent artists!

More patches! Brand F-wording new! Thanks for supporting both the animal kingdom, the environment, and independent artists!