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Like the environment? Think nature should annihilate idiots who drop candy bar wrappers, plastic bottles, and those stupid 6-pack clear plastic holder thingys in the woods? WELL I TOTALLY AGREE. That’s why I drew this. Show your support for an insane, over-the-top retaliation for a small time offense. Make some friends. Irrritate morons. Bridge some gaps. And please, next time you’re hiking, pick up any trash you see, and hike it out with you. 2013 goal, for real. Thanks.
Patch available for $1, always, at retirementfund.etsy.com

Like the environment? Think nature should annihilate idiots who drop candy bar wrappers, plastic bottles, and those stupid 6-pack clear plastic holder thingys in the woods? WELL I TOTALLY AGREE. That’s why I drew this. Show your support for an insane, over-the-top retaliation for a small time offense. Make some friends. Irrritate morons. Bridge some gaps. And please, next time you’re hiking, pick up any trash you see, and hike it out with you. 2013 goal, for real. Thanks.

Patch available for $1, always, at retirementfund.etsy.com

X-Files backpatch! Mostly the color black so, you know, you can continue to look punk or metal, whichever is your subculture of choice.
https://www.etsy.com/listing/109159667/x-files-i-want-to-believe-screenprinted

X-Files backpatch! Mostly the color black so, you know, you can continue to look punk or metal, whichever is your subculture of choice.

https://www.etsy.com/listing/109159667/x-files-i-want-to-believe-screenprinted

All this and more nonsense, over at this thing: retirementfund.etsy.com
Tell your friends. Or make some first, and then inform them OOOOOH BURRNNNNN

All this and more nonsense, over at this thing: retirementfund.etsy.com

Tell your friends. Or make some first, and then inform them OOOOOH BURRNNNNN

Cover for the Simple History Series “Christopher Columbus” zine. Out…next month? Maybe? It’s good, get excited AND THEN get bummed on megalomania throughout history.

Cover for the Simple History Series “Christopher Columbus” zine. Out…next month? Maybe? It’s good, get excited AND THEN get bummed on megalomania throughout history.

More patches! Brand F-wording new! Thanks for supporting both the animal kingdom, the environment, and independent artists!

More patches! Brand F-wording new! Thanks for supporting both the animal kingdom, the environment, and independent artists!

Just in time for…well, not really the holidays, but 2012, which is just as good. X-Files nerd alert!
http://www.etsy.com/shop/retirementfund

Just in time for…well, not really the holidays, but 2012, which is just as good. X-Files nerd alert!

http://www.etsy.com/shop/retirementfund

these are the newest ones. Please note the owls one, which, if I know youth culture, is going to net me ten billion dollars or cookies or hugs or whatever. Get in touch if you want some! Patches, I mean.
www.etsy.com/shop/retirementfund

these are the newest ones. Please note the owls one, which, if I know youth culture, is going to net me ten billion dollars or cookies or hugs or whatever. Get in touch if you want some! Patches, I mean.

www.etsy.com/shop/retirementfund

This is side A of an upcoming 7” that shall remain nameless for the sake of mystery and excitement. Turkeys are funny looking animals.

This is side A of an upcoming 7” that shall remain nameless for the sake of mystery and excitement. Turkeys are funny looking animals.

New patches! Well, old ones, but printed again finally! And they’re not the only ones…dollar and a stamp, or go the etsy route. Either way we all win!
http://www.etsy.com/shop/retirementfund

New patches! Well, old ones, but printed again finally! And they’re not the only ones…dollar and a stamp, or go the etsy route. Either way we all win!

http://www.etsy.com/shop/retirementfund

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1696910694/next-stop-adventure-5-alaska
I’m gonna do a 21 day bike tour in Alaska. If you wanna help out, that’d be super rad. Mostly you’ll just get a zine or 5 out of the deal, so if you want something to read in August, here’s your opportunity. Thanks!

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1696910694/next-stop-adventure-5-alaska

I’m gonna do a 21 day bike tour in Alaska. If you wanna help out, that’d be super rad. Mostly you’ll just get a zine or 5 out of the deal, so if you want something to read in August, here’s your opportunity. Thanks!