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New patch. That’s a dude’s hand in there, ps. And yeah, it’s detached from his body. Know why? On accounta he was all “yeah let’s put this wild animal in a zoo, I know what’s good for animals better than they do”. Teach a lesson out there! Via your backpatch, hoodie, or whatever kids wear these days!
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New patch. That’s a dude’s hand in there, ps. And yeah, it’s detached from his body. Know why? On accounta he was all “yeah let’s put this wild animal in a zoo, I know what’s good for animals better than they do”. Teach a lesson out there! Via your backpatch, hoodie, or whatever kids wear these days!

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oh crap! Finally! 
retirementfund.etsy.com

oh crap! Finally! 

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This thing is cool, I heard older kids talking about it!
WHOMP
Matt Gauck. Pencil. 2014. Typewriters > Computers any day. How did I post this then, you wonder

WHOMP

Matt Gauck. Pencil. 2014. Typewriters > Computers any day. How did I post this then, you wonder

matt gauck drew this. I am matt gauck. It’s a movie poster for a movie about a can of soda…THAT’S HAUNTED

matt gauck drew this. I am matt gauck. It’s a movie poster for a movie about a can of soda…THAT’S HAUNTED

I seriously could not be more thankful for this turn of events - My favorite band on the planet (our Moon included) selling my book on their merch site. That’s amazing. I still remember the day I got their EP in the mail from Hyperrealist, hit play, and after like thirty seconds told my friend Justin “DUDE are you hearing this? This is, like, the future of hardcore!” True story - 2002, I remember where I was sitting and everything. And if you haven’t heard their new stuff (or old stuff for that matter) do yourself a favor and check it out. Amazing people, amazing music. Thrilled to be a part of it.

retirementfund.etsy.com - Mother Nature! In shirt form! 

retirementfund.etsy.com - Mother Nature! In shirt form! 

retirementfund.etsy.com - I built a little handmade wooden shirt press setup, and bought a bunch of blank Gildan shirts. If you’re too adjective to sew on a patch, like, you’re feeling all lazy or something WELL GUESS WHAT you can just wear this thing right outta the mail! Dress for success or total failure in my hot new line of top-half-of-your-body clothing!

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Bike Touring In Alaska: Or 1000 Miles Of Hardship, VHS Tapes, And Rain

“It’s ridiculous to think there’s going to be anything in thirty years. I don’t know what’s worse, being blown up in a nuclear war, or having a 7-Eleven on every corner”
—Christian Slater, Gleaming the Cube

Perhaps it’s…

My book! It’s out! If you live in the Portland area, you can pick it up at Portland Button Works as well as Powell’s (the downtown one) in the small press section. The rest of you folks can support the amazing folks at pioneers press! Thank you ALL!

Did this for a friend’s record label. Clearly he releases only 80’s posi-core youth crew stuff. I hope that’s clear. Also that was a joke, I really hope THAT’S clear. Clear clear clear hahahhaa

Did this for a friend’s record label. Clearly he releases only 80’s posi-core youth crew stuff. I hope that’s clear. Also that was a joke, I really hope THAT’S clear. Clear clear clear hahahhaa