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I hope one day at dinner you fall across the table suffering sudden, horrific, violent pain in your chest, and as you lay there screaming a chest burster pops out of you, ripping your ribcage asunder and it then darts across your kitchen leaving you to slowly contemplate what you did to deserve such a fate. Of course the beauty of birthing a xenomorph is too good for you.

Anonymous

I’m much more likely to birth a carnosaur. That crap would be awesome! That dinosaur would grow up to eat, like, EVERYBODY!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqS_tD-j3sI

Stop bumming me out Gauck!

Anonymous

hahahaha no can do! Keepin’ it posi with my ‘ooooh, right, stuff sucks sometimes…’ message! Doin’ something about it rules though! I think!

Whales rule. You might.

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